1. |
Bowman's Bows Are Broken
01:54
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Notch Draw Release
Catch Shoot Repeat
Bowman, Bowman
Wake Eat Fight Sleep
Wake Eat Play Sleep
Bowman Bowman
We are just the sheep
We always repeat
Bowman, Bowman
String up your bow
String up the net
Bowman, Bowman
Kick the ball down the field
Volley shots, Will they yield?
Bowman Bowman
We are just the sheep
We don't ever sleep
Bowman Bowman
All the Bowman look the same
I AM BOWMAN NOT INSANE
Bowman Bowman
Every Bowman in the camp
Marked with the Bowman stamp
Bowman Bowman
We are just the sheep
We always repeat
Bowman Bowman
Fletching is Mundane
I think my parents cloned their brain
Bowman Bowman
I hit a three pointer on lyme
He has my face at the foul line
Bowman Bowman
We are just the meat
We always repeat
Bowman Bowman
Brian, Mark, and Dan
Clones # 2,416, 2417, 3,111
They are clones
DO NOT BE FOOLED
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2. |
The Gardzel Tumble
03:16
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Do the Gardzel tumble, do the Gardzel shake
Go kick those kickballs, or sit by home plate.
Were gonna win at dodgeball!
and it’s gonna be great!
Red rover, red rover, can the coach come over
Is he in the big gym?, Ya Haulk’s in the lower.
Tried to run the mile but i guess got slower
Denicola beat me, someone give him a quarter.
ah do the gardzel tumble, ah do the gardzel shake
If you feel like running, suicides are great.
See that Augliano?
The backboards gonna break.
Left foot right foot, then tumble on down
get back up and shake it around
He taught you square dancing and the the grapevine.
Now do the Gardzel tumble just a one more time. (One more time!)
Ah do the gardzel tumble, do the gardzel shake
Capture that flag, but run away with haste
Watching terror on that playground
Holloway’s gettin’ chased
Well Duck duck duck duck, duck duck goose
Danny Gadson’s in the gym and he’s getting loose
Hear that bell screeching its a fire drill
Get em line and march em up the hill
If danny wont stop his messing around
Oh Gardzel’s gonna bark, and thats the final sound
Ah do the gardzel tumble, do the gardzel shake
Go kick those kickballs, or sit by home plate
It’s the end of gym class, common we can’t be late.
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3. |
Battle of the Balians
06:27
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You were raised around violence
And camo shorts
All this aggression
The Family’s police reports
Now I think ya got something’ , thats better than the rest
Don’t you go living up to, your Balian family crest.
Cause I know, its a struggle
The battle of the balians
Oh I know, you’re in trouble
The battle of the balians.
Well sam was tough, but crystal was tougher
They Hardened you up, just to scare all the others
With a “Take his lunch”, or a “Push her in the snow”,
Make us proud, and be the cool little bro.
But I know, Its a struggle
The battle of the balians
Oh I know, you’re in trouble
The battle of the balians
Diamonds are precious, but Crystal was not
Queen of the bus, i’d be scared to have fought
She teased and hurt, her words burned like fire
but don't let that make you, climb atop her pyre.
*Instrumental
The one you looked up to, well he held me down,
Behind the goal post, when no one was around
Told you to hit me, it was time to be a man
But I could see it in your eyes, you didn't wanna be like sam.
Oh and I know, Its a struggle
The battle of the balians
Oh i know, your’e in trouble
The ballad of the balians
Oh cause i know, its a struggle
The Battle of the balians
Oh I know, you’re in trouble
The Battle of the balians
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4. |
A Tangled Webb
02:38
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He was a Good Webb
He was a Bad Webb
Got with his sister, oh now I'm dead
Both sisters, what a tangled Webb
What a Tangled web
Oh James, James, James, James
James, James, James
Oh it could have been so much worse
If you weren't such a sweet heart, I can promise that
Oh this would be so much worse
I would have talked about your Dad and his workout plan
and if he’s ever really “spotted” you
Maybe a joke about a chine-strap, No
This song will tell it true.
Chorus
nothing a-bout you balding like a fat dad should
and i respect you,
— but seriously james, just wear a hat
Chorus
I’d never sing about you being a Pussy with weed
Or that you’re secretly in love with Tom
How you always said “maybe we shouldn’t”
Like a little Pussy Baby Fuck
Oh cause James, James, James, James,
James, James, James.
Your’e a great guy, and i’ll give you some slack.
And even if you Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo
I won't James out on you!
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5. |
The Barton Ballad
02:28
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I’ll tell you a tale about the Barton clan
Some real old time folks known to lend a hand
But this is a story about just The Boys
The real rowdy bunch who make all that noise
Chorus
Well first comes a man with the Barton name
Kyle or Pappy its all the same
The teacher of the Boys and that secret sin
You can see him ‘mobiling with that big o’l grin
Ya Barton, they were as tall as a redwood
Barton, They always did what they said they would.
They Pick ya right up and spin ya around
I never knew a Barton that would let ya down.
Oh there was Paul, King of the Flat-rock Crawl
never knew a boy could get so tall
thought he's just a barsnip and thats all
But now he's the king of the Flat-rock Crawl
Chorus
Kaleb came next right after Paul
So you could say he's the Prince of the Flat-rock Crawl
Half Rugby bones and half Paul’s Spit
In the Order of the Barton’s he’s that last on the list.
Chorus
Grab a Water bucket and sound the alarm
Fire Barton’s here with all of his charm
What else can be said, maybe a joke about a truck?
‘Cause he’s a cousin-Barton and I don't know much
Ya he’s a cousin-Barton and I don't know much!
chorus
So I guess this takes us to Number One
The story of Grandpa Fred and his grandsons
He was the Moonshine Wizard and the Master of Screp
Nicest old Barton that I ever met
He was the Moonshine Wizard and the Master of Screp
Nicest old Barton that I ever met!!
Ya Barton, they were as tall as a redwood
They always did what they said the would
Pick ya right up and spin ya around
I never knew a Barton that would let ya down.
Ya Barton, Tall as a Redwood
Always did would they said they would
Pick ya right up and spin ya around
Never knew a Barton that would let you down
Oh I never knew a Barton that would let you down.
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