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Dan Was the Dan
02:43
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Oh I knew this boy l, No he was a man
And that man’s name was Dan, Dan Henry
Dan Henry Dan Henry, Dan Henry Dan Henry
Dan Henry Dan Henry, Dan Henry Dan Henry
*Dan, Dan was the Man
*Dan, Dan was the Dan
Oh I met him down at the Clayton Pool,
Ya he sold his old car to Drew,
Dan Henry, Dan Henry
Drivin’ round the town with Miesch,
Come on sott, Pack that Piece
Dan Henry, Dan Henry
Stopping’ at Ob’s for a beer with Tino
Gonna stay late so we can watch Gino
Dan Henry, Dan Henry
Never seen him without his baseball cap
In the Rienman’s truck, with Nolan Knapp
Dan Henry, Dan Henry
Drain-in’ 3-pointers all day at Rec Park
Schoolin’ Bobby Harvey ‘till after Dark
Dan Henry, Dan Henry
He’s the smartest Henry, I’ll tell ya what’s true
Josh and Ben can’t add 2 + 2
Dan Henry, Best Henry
Most stand up guy that I ever knew
Even nice to me with a Mohawk due
Dan Henry Dan Henry
*Dan was the Man
*Dan was the Dan
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Ol' Yeller
02:30
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Oh I got a tale to tell
‘Bout a boy by the name of Yelle
Oh that boy became a dad
After them parents went all mad
Well Becky packed her bags and split
And Steve went in into a pity-pit
Now Rebecky’s never Comin’ back
Gonna have to take Joey to Sac
Teaching’ the boys how to be a man
Still playing keyboard in that Christian band
Beer is evil, Pepsi’s good
Read your verses like you should mm mm
Stoppin’ Carleton from pickin’ on Zach
Now go on Nate, Smoke up, relax,
Relaxxxxxxxx
Thus we crashed
We crashed
Thus We Crashed
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3. |
Super Powers
02:54
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Oh Joe Power, what are your powers?
Could you snort some coke in the shape of a lightning bolt?
Oh why did you go, away from the snow
To the land where Drake Osborne probably once roamed
Did you listen to P.O.D and think they were the best
We’re you hanging out with Sam Scudera just a puffin’ our your chest.
Oh why did you go, away from the snow
To the land where Drake Osborne probably once roamed.
Could you do a Pop-Shove it, or a boardslide
Did you think that Ryan Bouchard was just the coolest guy
Oh why did you go, away from the snow
To the land where Drake Osborne
Probably once roamed
Head home now Joe, Cause your dad’s lookin rough
He’s worried that his daughter is probably
More tough
Where did you go, to find cheaper snow?
In the land where Drake Osborne probably sells coke
Julie’s moved on, and she’s doin fine
It’s probably safe to do just one more line
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The Grease
03:53
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Puccia, ya I see ya.
How could I miss that face, You’ve always been a disgrace
Puccia, Puccia
Puccia Puccia Puccia Puccia Puccia Puccia Puccia john
Puccia, ya I see ya
At the Lyric slingin’ drinks, I bet your eye sockets stink
Puccia
Puccia Puccia Puccia Puccia Puccia Puccia Puccia John
Puccia, ya I see ya
Driving all around the place, Please wipe that pizza off your face.
Puccia, Ya I see ya
You got your greasy emo hair, No showers you don’t care
Puccia
Puccia...Puccia...
I said you look funny Puccia
Always getting more laughs then the mind of Mencia
Oh John Puccia
Puccia Puccia Puccia Puccia Puccia Puccia....John
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Derby-Dirt
02:28
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Hey man can I have a ride?
Hey dude, could I bum a dollar?
Hey now I ain’t paying for nuthin
Cause my name is Lawton
and I have all the power
You can call me Dirby Dirt
I’ll eat your scraps of the floor
Thanks for the food clothes and shelter
Wonder if I can get any more?
Hey now could I bum a smoke
Hey now I’ll give your food a poke and say
“Oh hey ya are you done with that?”
“I got this extra skin to fill cause I used to be fat”
Chorus
Hey now, get a hotdog with change
Hey now, driving Ethan insane
Hey now, saggy eyes and now job
But you still find a way to buy special-k
Hey now, your stealing shit from friends
Hey now, I caught you sleepin’ in
A public bathroom with that look on your face
Our friend group’s number one disgrace
Where did that derby go?
Some alley smokin miracle grow
He’s as lost as Jillian’s tooth
Never liked ya, that’s the truth
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